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Squat thrusts to get the farts out!

Just wanted to share...

...a few of the changes that motherhood brought.

I now think I'm a genius for composing songs with lyrics such as "Mama loves your poopy butt! Daddy loves your poopy butt!" And I very much enjoy dancing around the house while singing them. Fascinating variations include things such as "Mama loves your leaky buttski!" and so-forth. And indeed I do love (in a passionate and G-rated way) his poopy, leaking buttski. So does his daddy.

Bodily functions became hot topics. My boobs can really really leak if I'm not careful. And by leak I don't mean leak; I mean squirt in an unending stream.

It has become insanely difficult to accomplish anything other than dancing while singing poop-related songs and unintentionally squirting everything in sight with breast milk.